Here is some C Programming language structure definitions of women.
struct female_professionals
{double styles; short skirts; long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind; void knowledge; char non_co-operative;
}
struct married_females
{double weight; short tempered; long gossip; float hopes;
void word; char unstable; }
struct engaged_females
{double time_on_phone; short attention_on_work; long boast;
float on_cloud_nine; void understanding; char edgy; }
struct newly_married_females {double dinner_invitation; short time_at_work;
long lunch_break; void bank_balance; char hen_pecked; }
struct husband_wife_professionals {double income; short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other; void love_life; char money_making; }
struct beautiful_city_girl {double boyfriends; short affairs; long stories;
void greymatter; char flirt; }
struct old_lady { double chin ; short memory; long sighs ;
void attention_from_men; char chatterbox; }
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over
him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.
We're almost there," said the Santa Singh to Banta Singh. "See those
two houses over there... mine's the one in the middle!"
A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert. They
were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had
nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they
continued their journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher
took the seat, and the sardar took the door. After a while of walking
the britisher asked the japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the
radiator?" The japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink
the water." Next the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you bring
the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to
sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the
japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door.The sardar quickly
responded to this question,"Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is
roll down the window."
Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" came first...
Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking down a street. They saw a pile of
something that sparked their interest. "Looks like shit" Banta Singh said.
"Yup, yup, looks like shit." Santa Singh answered. "Smell it, see if it smells like shit." Banta Singh told him.
So Santa Singh smells it and says, "Yup, smells like shit."
"Feel it, see if it feels like shit." Banta Singh said. "Yup, sure feels like shit."
Santa Singh answers."Taste it, maybe it tastes like shit." Banta Singh told Santa Singh.
"Yup, yup. Tasted like shit." Santa Singh said. "Well, if it looks
like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, and tastes like shit, it
must be a pile of shit." Banta Singh concluded. "I'm sure glad we didn't step in then."
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Rohit Kumar Khode B-111, Fifth Hall of Residence Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur India-208016 rkkhode@iitk.ac.in