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Here is some C Programming language structure definitions of women.
struct female_professionals
{double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge;
char non_co-operative;

struct married_females
{double weight;
short tempered;
long gossip;
float hopes;
void word;
char unstable;

struct engaged_females
{double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding;
char edgy;

struct newly_married_females
{double dinner_invitation;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_break;
void bank_balance;
char hen_pecked;

struct husband_wife_professionals
{double income;
short tempered;
long time_no_see_each_other;
void love_life;
char money_making;

struct beautiful_city_girl
{double boyfriends;
short affairs;
long stories;
void greymatter;
char flirt;

struct old_lady
{ double chin ;
short memory;
long sighs ;
void attention_from_men;
char chatterbox;
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.
We're almost there," said the Santa Singh to Banta Singh. "See those two houses over there... mine's the one in the middle!"
A sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The japanese took the radiator, the britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the door. After a while of walking the britisher asked the japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"
The japanese responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the water."
Next the sardar asked the britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So the britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door.The sardar quickly responded to this question,"Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...
Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers once a month?
Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking down a street. They saw a pile of something that sparked their interest. "Looks like shit" Banta Singh said. "Yup, yup, looks like shit." Santa Singh answered. "Smell it, see if it smells like shit." Banta Singh told him. So Santa Singh smells it and says, "Yup, smells like shit."
"Feel it, see if it feels like shit." Banta Singh said. "Yup, sure feels like shit." Santa Singh answers."Taste it, maybe it tastes like shit." Banta Singh told Santa Singh. "Yup, yup. Tasted like shit." Santa Singh said. "Well, if it looks like shit, smells like shit, feels like shit, and tastes like shit, it must be a pile of shit." Banta Singh concluded. "I'm sure glad we didn't step in then."
Rohit Kumar Khode
B-111, Fifth Hall of Residence
Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur