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Once a girl was drinking Coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it our from the Coke. The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened its eyes, looked at the girl and said,"Maaa!". The girl asked the baby fly,"Mein tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyo maa bulati hai?
The fly replied,"Kyoonki maine tumhari Coke se janam liya hai."
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
  1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator in three steps?
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    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.
    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
  2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator in FOUR steps?
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    Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
  3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
    This tests your memory.
  4. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
    There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

    Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"Abeysaale! Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" "No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The Sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to,you fool?" "No.", replied the Managing Director.
    "Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!
    One train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks suddenly viated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. At the next railway station the driver was caught. He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explaine that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks, etc.
    The authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger!? You should have run over that person. Sardarji said: Exactly! That is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close!
    Did you hear the news about the 747 that crashed in acemetery in Punjab recently? The Surd officials have so far retrieved 40,000 bodies!
    Rohit Kumar Khode
    B-111, Fifth Hall of Residence
    Indian Institute of Technology, Kanpur